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i can just picture the starkids calling up darren

• Darren: Hello?
• Walker: Hey 3rd sexiest man alive.
• Darren: ...what? what the fuc--
• ...
• shit. you saw that?
• Meredith: That's a nice shot of your clavicle, Dare. Very masculine.
• Brian: I personally think your eyes just shine in that photo.
• Joey: What the fuck is that on your arm, a poncho?
• Jaime: Are you wearing anything besides that poncho, you naughty nugget?
• Lauren: Did you bare your naked little tush for the nice photographers, baby?
• Walker: How come you never used that look when you were out picking up chicks with me? They'd be ripping their soaked panties apart in desperation.
• Darren: I hate you guys so much.